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Big Ben

a guy named benjamin but goes by ben, who loves alliteration and illusions.
girl: Hey ben
boy: It's BIG ben
girl: Haha more like little ben.
by Susan B. Anthony III November 29, 2009
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ben softkins

the friend who does come out because he loves to do homework
ben softkins went to the store to buy some felt
by championship champ January 20, 2009
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ben dover

now, you gotta be fucking kidding me...
I saw Ben Dover fucking some dude at the cemetery the other day, I guess he's a fag.
by mirko April 4, 2003
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Ben Gordon

A selfish but good-when-he's-on basketball player on the Chicago Bulls. He sometimes does really good, but its hard not to be the leading scorer when you take 99% of the shots.
person 1: wow, ben gordon is doing really good!
person 2: not really
person 1: why not?! he has 26 points in the fourth quarter alone!!
person 2: yeah, but the bulls are losing 26-103, cuz he dont pass to nobody and he shot airballs for the first three quarters
by RIPbigproof April 28, 2006
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Ben

A man child who is terrible at giving oral despite what others think. He most definitely will not get laid until last year of college, and only because he ordered a prostitute. His wife (if he gets one) will cheat on him because of his inability to meet her sexual needs because of his small penis. This wife will most likely be his cousin or someone he paid with drugs, who will later leave him. A Ben will also generally have a big nose that is larger than his penis.
Lisa: I met a Ben the other day, he seemed nice but kinda lonely.
Carol: I divorced a Ben once, he had a nose bigger than his dick.
Lisa: Maybe I'll turn down that date...
by Ilovewords January 31, 2015
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Ben

Typically a male, "Ben" is most often around 5'8-6'1 and has a really small cock. "Ben" will usually attempt to hide his flaw by claiming how large is and how it gets all the bitches. In reality, however, it is extremely tiny. Most often "Ben" is homosexual and or a small twig-like creature.
"Don't be a Ben."
"What im not gay!"
by usernameisinuse August 11, 2014
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ben shapiro

Ben Shapiro is a political commentator with books and articles on his Daily Wire website, who is most known for his youtube videos where he says his opinion on whatever is going on in the news at the current time.

When someone is accused of being a ben shapiro after they make an assertion or argument, it means that the person's logic is so misinformed or flawed, that it would take OVER ONE HOUR for the other person to explain themselves to explain why they are right and the accused being wrong. So much so, that the other person doesn't feel the need to debate as it would be too time consuming.
Feminist: We need to tackle toxic masculinity that is enforcing the oppressive patriarchal power structure in society. Male privilege is real and women are being abused by men on a systematic basis.
MRA: Although men can be toxic, the behaviours typically used to describe toxic masculinity, are done by such a small amount of men, that not all men deserve to be collectively responsible for what the minority do, as it's not high enough to be systematic like you say it is. Also the patriarchy doesn't exist, and male privilege is real. No one is condoning, encouraging or allowing men to abuse women.
Feminist: Oh really Ben Shapiro? You need to educate yourself!

British govt: We need to reduce the amount of rape and sexual harassment in our country so we're going to introduce people being required a license to watch porn online,and start having parental controls on public wifi, mobile internet and broadband.
Citizen: But watching porn doesn't cause children to rape or commit sexual harassment. We've had this debate for decades. People thought violent video games and violent books caused people to be violent, and they don't cause that either. There is zero scientific evidence to suggest this. Also you banned the Manhunt video game for a stupid reason.
British govt: Manhunt deserved to be banned. Underage boys watching porn influences how they feel about women, and those thoughts turn into actions. Women are treated differently than men and are objectified, Ben Shapiro?
by tynamite November 21, 2020
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