The master of the drunken schlong acquired his coveted title after years of nailing broads while mixing liquors. The ladies hate that he doesn't have a job so they have to supply his liqour habit, but the power up his schlong gets while sipping a potion of hurricane beer and a cup of Henny mixed with EJ blue cap is far too great too kick him out and break his PS5 she bought him. When reading it's power level it goes from a solid 600 and sky rockets over 9000 while sipping the magic liquor potions.
The master of the drunken schlong is more powerful then Superman hulk Spiderman and fucking batman combined
by The Drunken Schlong Master January 28, 2025
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