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josh

to ‘josh’ someone is to ‘ghost’ a person you were originally interested in, without any explanation and for no apparent reason to the other person involved.
you know that guy I was talking to? yeah I think I’m gonna josh him’”

“I was talking to this chick for a few weeks, and we even went on a few dates and then she just joshed me”

“Babe, dont even bother replying, I think you should just josh him”

“Dude, can you believe she just fucking joshed me”

“You can’t just josh every guy you talk to, how am I ever going to end up with grandchildren?”

“I thought you were joshing him babe, you’re so much better than him”
by gotjoshed2020 July 7, 2020
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Josh

A jacked, tall (over 6’3) sexy, blonde hair blue eyed, massive penis beautiful man, that every girl wants. Super ambitious and driven. Has more money than you will ever have. Futuristic. All guys want to be like him and all girls want him. He’s the man. Don’t fuck around with Josh.
by joehamiltonyo November 22, 2021
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Josh Dun

The one guy from twenty one pilots that's not real.

Dont tell Tyler Joseph and dond read the forest fic.

|-/
Hey, have you seen my friend?

Tyler, remember. Josh Dun is not real!
by juuule February 16, 2020
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Josh

Adjective: overwhelmingly Irish

Straight, of a certain height, cancelable, loves Roblox. Fuck Minecraft. Has no bitches.
"Damn, I wouldn't wanna be a Josh rn."
"I agree, being a Josh is the worse."
by ws_subs May 5, 2022
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Josh

Brown hair, is incredibly lonely and always wants a relationship. Has or has most likely had facial hair, and is probably a bit manipulative. Is definitely straight, also they probably have depression. Oh yah and tbh aren't terribly attractive.
Person 1: so how many Josh's have got on you?
Person 2: so far, two. They seem to have a lot of similarities I swear.
Person 1: yah I know, they even say the same things sometimes.
by Da-t-rex August 19, 2022
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Josh

by thegalliaghman November 21, 2021
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josh

bit of a weird one, loves a bit of weed, and is scared of London because he don't wanna get shanked
where's josh?
at home, he's scared of London
why
he doesn't wanna get shanked
by sneaky.kid October 16, 2019
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