human hashtag

The use of hashtags in real life situations. Signified by saying out loud the word "human hashtag" followed by a phrase that would in fact be a hashtag if used on a social networking sight. Often accompanied by the action of laying the pointer and middle fingers of one hand over the pointer and middle fingers of the other hand.

*upon seeing a friend whom you haven't seen in a while *

Dan: "hey Rick"

Rick: "hey Dan, human hashtag long-time-no-see"

Dan: "human hashtag for-real"

human hashtag by Dbomb484 November 10, 2013

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human fountain

Someone who violently diarrhoeas and vomits at the same time, generally to the amusement and/or disgust of a nearby audience.

John had eaten bad food the night before the party so he had diarrhoea to start with. Then he drank too much at the party and started throwing up while taking a shit in the garden.

There was liquid shit and vomit everywhere and between his bursts of regurgitation, he kept yelling at everyone to help him, but everyone was too incapacitated by laughter to do anything for a good half hour.

And that, children, is the story of how John became known as the Human Fountain.

human fountain by TheInternetIsNotAlwaysReliable December 9, 2013