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crackhead gaming

A individual Gaming at their highest potential under the influence of drugs.
He's gaming so hard i think he is crackhead gaming
by Mr Skeleton December 2, 2021
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The Sober Game

When you are under the influence of narcotics and become forced into a situation where it is expected or necessary to act normal you must play "the sober game". During "the sober game" you must consciously attempt to appear sober despite the influence of the drugs and/or alcohol that are currently affecting your state of mind.
1) -"Wow, it's already midnight? I have to get home and I'm still pretty fucked up."
-"Will your parents be waiting up for you again?"
-"I hope not, but it's alright, I'll just play the sober game, I'm a pro at this point."

2) -"Dude, pass me the blunt."
-"Yeah, that's potent stuff bro... Oh shit! Are those lights behind us?!"
-"Damn, those are the cops dude, what are we going to do?"
-"Fuck, all we can do is buck up and play the sober game."
by Papa Wumbo the dirtiest uncle January 27, 2014
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gaming monitor

by gaming monitor dude August 21, 2021
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pillow game

How hard/strong you stroke in bed while having sex.
by Lindsey Collins 🤩🤪 December 15, 2017
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Gaming Fatigue

When the enjoyment one used to feel when playing video games is stripped away by a subconcious pressure to do something else. A person with gaming fatigue will often load up a game, only to close it within a matter of minutes for no reason and stuck staring at their massive game library complaining that there isn't anything to play.
Me: I can't wait to load up this new game I bought

10 minutes later...

Me: Welp, i'm bored so I guess I'll go play something else

Browses massive game library...

Me: There isn't a damn thing to play! Even my favorite games are boring

Me: I hate gaming fatigue! Guess i'll go jack off and cry myself to sleep.
by Hypeman99 September 25, 2020
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commitment game

A game where two people kiss but may not use their hands to touch each other and the first person to use their hands loses
"We played the commitment game and she lost because she couldn't keep her hands off of me"
by Julia Notroberts January 4, 2014
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reindeer games

Any group team-building activity used by middle-managers in corporate America to pacify and relieve tension among their underlings. Reindeer games typically involve taking a beloved childhood game and butchering it by making the activity company specific. Ironically, reindeer games rarely have the desired effect, as the employees are most often annoyed or, in some cases enraged, by their forced participation.
Bill: So Phil, did you finish that project yet?

Phil: No, I had to go down to corporate HQ yesterday for some fucking reindeer games. God, my boss is a stupid cunt.
by meriamwebster June 27, 2009
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