The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion

“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick

by BBC401 July 3, 2021

kick the squirrel

Slang for choking the chicken aka masterbating

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel’

by Drog65 October 5, 2020

One legged but kicking contest

Butt sex prison style

My dad used to try to get me to fight him hoping on one leg, now I just realized why he said that out of prison, One legged but kicking contest

by YournameisTwat June 13, 2025

minor ass kicking

When a ass kicking occurs, however only to the level of small bruises and scrapes.

I was out with my bitchy girlfriend when she delivered a "minor ass kicking" when she found out I was cheating because my friends snitched, but I'm still fine!

by WallOGainz April 23, 2017

Kick rocks

To sell crack cocaine.

Kick rocks on the corner.

by Definitely not Eric 1 September 19, 2021

European Kick Ball

When You ( Kick a Ball ) into a Net and Scream ( GOALLLLLLLLLL) kind of like ( Grass Hockey ) with your feet.

Wanna Go Outside and Play some European Kick Ball?

by KickBaller6969 April 12, 2021

Kick Stand

When your to tired to stand up so you use your dick instead.

“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I’m already using my dick as a kick stand.”

by OgLoc6969 December 21, 2021