Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes

He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!

by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006

Roobarb and Custard

A slang term for messy, desperate, noisy and very (too) quick sex. Inspired by the opening credits to children's cartoon 'Roobarb and Custard'.

I had Roobarb and Custard on my mind - it was as if Richard Briers was egging me on, so I just fucking went for it.

by Coins May 12, 2009

Keen c cuss

means you are down to party with the boys

coming to the party bro? yea mate im keen c cuss

by yemen1 February 12, 2010

Epic Pile Of Cust

When someone is so gross and disgusting.

Also known as EPOC.

Look! There's the Epic Pile Of Cust!

by Sanasaaaaa May 1, 2010

double platinum cush

Double platinum Cush is the most fantastic marijuana I have ever put in my bong

I was stoned off my ass after I had some double platinum Cush man...

by Therealbojangles February 21, 2014

Crunchy Butt Custard

1. Dried poop particles stuck to the anal hair. Similar to dingle berries but not quite as chunky, more of a nice crunchy glaze.

2. Also Known as an E-Cig flavor joke to mess with people with its rather repulsing sound. The flavor doesn't taste like ass, its actually composed of CRUNCHY cinnamon, BUTTerscotch, and vanilla CUSTARD.

1. "Man I've been walking all funny cause the dump I took this morning left me with some crunch butt custard"
2. "DUDE IS THAT A VAPE!?!? WHAT FLAVOR???" "Crunchy Butt Custard"

by Yung Down Syndrome August 5, 2015

720 dank fucking cush

Noun: that weed or marijawana every one has been looking for

Verb:the best of the best

Wow that was some 720 dank fucking Cush

by Durrplant123 February 25, 2017