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monster candy

-Attractive Male/Female Protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. Usually does not die immediately.

-Candy that eats people.
-That screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. What a piece of monster candy!

-In Soviet Russia, Candy eats YOU!
by NotTheCandy December 17, 2012
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cotton candy fuck

When one twink rolls his hips in a circular motion over another twinks dick.
"I know you like dick from a bear, but have you tried cotton candy fucking?"
by Checkers!! March 10, 2020
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teapot candy

in genshin impact: a waifu/husbando character (usually a limited 5 star) that sits as a companion in your serenitea pot to look pretty, not to ever be leveled or built.

(general) gacha games: a character you'll never use, but pulled because they're hot.
player 1: nah im not building eula, i just pulled cuz she's hot and i want her to redacted haha
player 2: so she's just teapot candy?
by mrmustachio March 2, 2024
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candied pecans

When you nut in someone’s ass, you’ve left the cum there. You sprinkle salt, cinnamon & sugar onto said cum & anus and let it dry. You peel off after everything has dried and eat it!
“Man, my girlfriend made the most delicious candied pecans the other night. Much better than my grandma’s.”
by MacyWindgate December 25, 2022
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i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.
Look at the i candy in this picture
by pervertsquid February 10, 2022
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Devils Candy

B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.
Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck

Typical Sentence

Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?

- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!

Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?

- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.
by freeJAMESY April 1, 2021
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Candy Buffalo Hunting

The act when two men ejaculate in each others (anus’s) and proceed to “butt spit” into each others (anus’s)
Hey jasper wanna go “candy Buffalo hunting later”?
by Anomaly clicker March 26, 2022
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