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love blind

Love blindness is an emotional version of color blindness where a person interprets red flags as giant green just-fucking-go-for-it flags.

The term love blind was coined by Keeley Jones, one of those "they" that name stuff.
Keely proposed that she and Rebecca were perhaps love blind for ignoring so many red flags in previous relationships.
by SpockAwesome April 26, 2023
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Child blind

When parents are so used to being around their children, they no longer recognize how gross and annoying they are.
Did you see little Charlie double dipping in the queso at the BBQ?
Oh yeah, his mom is totally child blind.
by Thorgodofthunder93 May 14, 2023
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african blindfold

When with a woman that has large hoop earrings, you stick your dick through one of the earrings, across her face, and through the other earring, blinding her with your penis.
Last night my buddy from Kenya said he gave his girl an African blindfold.
by Bigpotofgumbo May 30, 2023
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The Blender

Kieran Hicks, Ryan Green, Ryan Raiser, Allison Eck, Alexa Kish, Max Barton, Zach Bielli, Jack Orourke, Danny Hankee, Ethan Cook, Vince Riley, Charlie McKearnan, Dan Hoban, Justin Puhl,
Man The Blender was so lit and chill vibes
Shwordle, meet me at The Blender tonight
by techbomb June 18, 2023
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Floogal binder

The floogal binder fell off my shoelace
by Kay10001 June 23, 2023
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Bishop blindness

A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.
— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023
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eyebrow blindness

when u don't notice that ur eyebrows are messed up and u continue to carry on thinking it looks good. then maybe later u look back at finally realize like ew my eyebrows were ugly.
James Charles suffered from major eyebrow blindness...
-his sharie brows
by youknowmemr.cool August 8, 2024
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