Roulette as a single

It’s what katycats deserve from the witness era

X: Omg no one notice ya!
Me: I’m like roulette as a single

by Katy Perry stan October 22, 2018

Sharp as a butchers tit

Used to describe a blunt knife or blade

Thats about as sharp as a butchers tit.

by Vandoor October 26, 2018

Litty as a titty

Dumb cunts say it

"WE'RE LITTY AS A TITTY BRO"
Longneck ass shut up

by Lars Larsen aka litty titty November 29, 2018

Stoned as a brick

when your so stoned and you feel so solid

Dude you look as stoned as a brick

by Dom1441 December 14, 2018

Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

Clean as a rat

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made

Whew, I am as clean as a rat!

by Qorptocx January 5, 2019

paradox-as-a-process

The phenology of the process as a self-state (metastatic).

Paradox-as-a-process implies that turbulence is a self-paradox. It is derived from Heidegger's phenon of self-caring.

Underpins the phenology of supermodernism.

by tomorrowtomorrow January 9, 2019