Side's Dick Away

A phrase used to describe how close you are to something or being in a short margin.
Similar to the phrase "a hair's breadth" but smaller.

I was a side's dick away from hitting that car.

by Bar B Q February 1, 2022

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by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

Bitch-siding

When someone agrees with Todoroki Shoto.

"Stop bitch-siding!"
" ...what the hell is that?"

by mandr10 March 24, 2022

side hoe

a man (or womans) 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or so ons partner, typically a woman (can also be a man). Whom s/he might not care as much for as his/her main hoe

girl 1: sis turns out im jus his side hoe, his main one showed up to his place while i was there

girl 2: oooo sweetie u was playeddd, u finna drop him
girl 1: mmm im jus finna ghost him lowkey

by ur real hoe fr December 9, 2022

side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.

"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."

by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men

a very fancy, almost scientific sounding and unneccessarily long version of the word "bromance". use only for pretentious purposes.

Dudebro 1: "Dude, is it weird that I like to kiss my homies goodnight?"
Dudebro 2: "Nah, man, everyone does that. The polyamorous homosexual side of heterosexual men is actually a thing."

by ghost.png February 2, 2024