The rubber band manlet (a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10) is a mobbed-up manlet, a misanthropic manlet, a materialistic manlet and a myopic manlet who petulantly peddles his piddly hobbit pipe-weed to all of the towering grown-ups who have the misfortune of crossing his pathetically puny path. Straight outta Oompa Loompa land, tape measure in his right, booster seat in his other hand. Call him a lesser man, he'll always be a lesser man. Wasted a couple hundred grand, high heels, all colors man. Once inevitably caught by the ever-watchful Manlet Detection Agency, the then incarcerated rubber band manlet instantly and seamlessly makes the for him natural transition into a prison wife manlet and happily lives out his laughably lowly little life in the enthusiastically submissive service of his fearlessly formidable and devastatingly dominant, supremely superior magnificent manmore prison war daddy overlord.
Emily: Lol, why is that deceased rubber band manlet lying in the manlet pit over there and why is he covered with garden gnomes? Bianca: A group of little girls just shot him to death with a pink BB gun and then gave the silly, little manlet boy a dwarven funeral. Emily: Hahahahaha! Manlets rise up!
by ManletDepreciator October 10, 2024
Get the Rubber Band Manletmug. by denay March 24, 2021
Get the jazz BANDmug. A competition of seeing who has the most money, typically involving two people.
Using an agreed upon middleman, both individuals send cryptocurrency to the middleman's address while not disclosing the amount to the other person. This continues until one person taps out. The middleman sends the winner all of the money. This is mostly done by the internet fraud, scamming, and simswapper communities. Other communities such as Roblox and Discord have adopted this term while having little idea of what it actually means.
Using an agreed upon middleman, both individuals send cryptocurrency to the middleman's address while not disclosing the amount to the other person. This continues until one person taps out. The middleman sends the winner all of the money. This is mostly done by the internet fraud, scamming, and simswapper communities. Other communities such as Roblox and Discord have adopted this term while having little idea of what it actually means.
by patienttoday May 13, 2024
Get the band for bandmug. "Me and the guys are about to go hangout with another group and go band 4 band"
"Me and my girlfriends are doing a band 4 band competition to see who's more attractive"
"Me and my girlfriends are doing a band 4 band competition to see who's more attractive"
by Apollo fag February 7, 2024
Get the band 4 bandmug. by ThatGuyFromThatOnePlaceOnEarth February 16, 2025
Get the Nationial Kiss a Band Kid Daymug. by 1937265285 October 30, 2017
Get the mechanics band aidmug. 