Twat Mallet

A large vibrator ....that. looks like a microphone 🎤..... AKA a wand

Whe you see a used vibrator on Facebook marketplace that claims it's brand new , but you can just tell its been hammered you can exclaim " that's a well used twat mallet "

by Rewd53 August 20, 2024

Twat

1. Used in America to insult somebody referring to how stupid they are. usually used for men.

2. Used in the UK to insult somebody who does something stupid.

3. Used in the UK to reference female genitalia in a harsh manner

Pronounced:
UK - tw-ah-t
US - tw-o-t

1. You twat!

2. did you see Kevin? Man that boy's a right twat

3. See that girl? I bet her twat is minging

by Yujo88 May 11, 2015

twat-bitch

Generally used to describe a particularly obnoxious and idiotic person who is also lacks any insight, being completely oblivious to their annoying behaviour.

"That Sam Smith is an absolute twat-bitch."

by Jap Sy August 24, 2023

Twat

Typically an obnoxious female.

Usually angry and unpleasant, itching to yell at you or accuse of something, typically gender based.

A female that complains and likes to cause trouble. Generally subversive.

Who complained about the temperature? It's 80 degrees here now.

It was Jennifer, that twat.

by AndreTheSlayor January 22, 2020

Karaoke Twat

Someone, or a group of twats, who prance around with a microphone seemingly caring more about getting videoed by another twat on a cell phone rather than caring about the song itself which, more often than not, sounds like shit.

Wow, look at that karaoke twat thinking he/she/they think they actually sound good and smiling for the camera. lol.

by SLiderHeadd June 12, 2018

Twat menagerie

A large group of idiots and arseholes

I went to the festival but it was a complete twat menagerie so it sucked

by W. A. R. October 10, 2015

twat spangle

When you get hit in the vagina after instigating a lesbian couple to fight.

"Oh no! That's my vagina. I got twat spangled! No one likes a twat spangle".

by Kimber7893 October 3, 2021