The kind of fart that makes you want a satsuma. Jason's satsuma fart cleared enough space in his stomach for a small orange
by Henry Dawn September 4, 2018
Get the Satsuma fart mug.A Curtis fart is the constant release of flatulence that occurs at regular intervals of 8 minutes which borderline tears holes in undergarments and clears rooms
A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear
Can also be used as a replacement for terrible
A sub requirement is for poo to almost touch underwear
Can also be used as a replacement for terrible
you really Curtis farted that test
Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro
Or hey! Why are my pants brown?
Because you just Curtis farted your pants bro
by In the hat April 2, 2017
Get the curtis fart mug.Joan used to be a fart truster, that is until the concept back-fired on her and she shidoobied herself instead.
by Banniflat March 10, 2009
Get the fart truster mug.The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013
Get the fart hurdle mug.Having a momentary lapse of game; hitting on a girl and saying the wrong thing for a moment. Forgetting the right thing to say.
After saying all the right things to a girl and you are about to close the deal; you say you're an ass man when she has no ass. "I was talking to this girl last night and I had a total game fart."
by HATCH 86' October 12, 2011
Get the Game Fart mug.The weird clapping/popping sound your farts make after veeting your crotch and butt hole area. To best describe it, it sounds like passing air between 2 under inflated balloons squished together. It happens because deep inside your butt cheeks where farts first escape is so smooth that it alters the normal sound of a fart.
Friend: Why do your farts sound so weird dude?
Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!
Friend: ROFLCOPTER
Me: Oh, well I just veeted last night and I've been having veet farts ever since. They feel and sound so weird!!!
Friend: ROFLCOPTER
by HOSE B December 5, 2012
Get the Veet Fart mug.The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
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