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Band mid

by bandmids April 22, 2023
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It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.
Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.
by Baskinbros January 25, 2024
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Banding

The process of slow castration by tying off one's balls and restricting airflow.
Person 1: Oh, yeah, I've been Banding for about a couple weeks

Person 2: That's about how long it takes. I've been trying for about the same time.
by ASimpleSissy November 30, 2022
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Band Duded

When one begins a relationship with a band member and everything goes well until they decide they need more time for the band*

*band can be substituted for Tour, Studio, Jam Spot, Guitar, Drums, Bass etc.
“What happened with you and Tyler things seemed so good!”
“He band duded me”
by MCRgirlxoxo December 21, 2019
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volunteer band

A series of gays that all hate each other within their friend groups. But they can sure play some instruments.
“Those fags sure have a lot of hot breath, they must be in the volunteer band!”
by Daddison January 3, 2018
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Ghost Band

a fucking shitty ass band people listen to, to get closer to "satan" only famous because of mary on a cross
ghost band is a band that is gay as shit and supports satan stuff fuck ghost band
by Fact Talker July 19, 2023
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g-band

A thousand (a grand) dollars wrapped in an identifying band from the bank.
I walked away with 9 g-bands playin' dice with the fellas.
by c-vil December 7, 2016
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