When you subtract the time between their message and your response so as to avoid the following: seeming desperate, sounding actually upset at them, desperate, glad that someone cared enough to respond to you, desperate, and to avoid sounding desperate.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
Text math is done in a number of scenarios such as during arguments with your soon-to-be ex, your parents when you're drunk, or with that co-worker when you aren't sure how exactly they got your number.
by Tamed-Carrot May 17, 2018
Get the Text Mathmug. When you send someone a text that is Holy Spirit inspired. Sometimes a prophetic word, sometimes a word of encouragement, but always filled with love and fire! Pointing People to Jesus.
by GloryCarrier January 19, 2018
Get the text injectionmug. No balls texting: when one room mate doesn't have the balls to say things to your face so they resort to texting you.
by Kickit kid December 15, 2011
Get the No balls textingmug. 
Simulatiously texting a large number of women to whittle down the responses with the end goal of having selfish one-sided sex with a responder.
by Famous Reekie January 1, 2017
Get the funnel textmug. When your half asleep spitting fire in the DM and your Dream Texting turns into sexting. This new level of typed sexual genius is know as Wet Dream Texting. When this starts you better bust out the boots, there’s gunna be puddles.
by Drip Drip Drop February 17, 2020
Get the Wet Dream Textingmug. by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022
Get the Parent Textmug.