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Choking the snake 

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.
“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

Fat furry snake 

Long for ffs. 😂
Your an ffs

What?!
Your a fat furry snake😂😂
Fat furry snake by FATFURRYSNAKE January 20, 2019

poket snake 

A long penis that goes into your pants and rapes you.
"Mela! get your poket snake out of my pants"
poket snake by jozee May 9, 2006

The Rattle Snake 

an expirimental sexual scenario of aquired taste. First, party A places a bowel movement in party B's bed without party B's consent. Party A hides the feces with party B's blanket. When Party B sits down, Party A starts to make snake noises. when Party B says "why are you making snake noises?", party A says "because your sitting on my poop"
Patrick just rattlesnaked Connor, and now connor is on the fritz
The Rattle Snake by Patrick March 10, 2005

trouser snake 

The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.
trouser snake by rayp January 18, 2004

naked snake 

to have no skin whatsoever on your penis...hence making it naked....
Dude, your snake is like.....naked...
naked snake by NakedSnake March 5, 2005