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Sausage Nipples

How MandJTV (Mikey) describes Miltank (Pokémon)
MandJTV: The problem with Miltank is that it has four giant sausage nipples.
by TravisRenegade January 17, 2024
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Spanish Sausage

When someone gives a reach around while the man is cooking breakfast.
Pedro gave Carl a Spanish Sausage and they didn't eat until brunch.
by Pablo Sausage January 20, 2024
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Tucson Sausage

When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.
Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.
by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024
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sausage day

sausage day is a national tradition that is held on the 18th of April. this tradition includes the consuming of sausages on this day. It exists to commemorate the ongoing provide that sausages give to us.
by yellowlad226 April 17, 2023
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sausage tunnel

A male penis that has been surgically altered and transformed into a female vagina.
Tom: Yo! I finally had sex with Tiffany last night. She was able to take all 5 inches of my manhood in her vagina.

Jeff: What do you mean in her vagina? Last year Tiffany was named George. He had surgery to turn his dick into a sausage tunnel. You just put your penis in another penis.

Tom: whatever! A hole is a hole ahole!
by SausageTunnel May 3, 2023
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Sausage Poison

A thought and/or feeling that stops a man from getting (or losing) an erection during sexual intercourse.
Seriously, the German Girl was lay there gagging for it but my head wasn't in the game which led an absolute bout of sausage poison.
by CarlTheHandyman November 23, 2023
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Hand shake sausage

The man part between thy legs
by Bones712 December 10, 2022
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