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post hardcore indie

a person who won't admit they're emo so covers it up with an even more vague genre of self-pity music for those in a suburban 1st world culture with nothing to complain about, yet still feel bad for themselves. post hardcore indie music is actually emo.
18 year old male, tight jeans(cock visible), chuck taylors, interested in bands such as: as i lay dying, cradle of filth, underoath, velvet acid christ, dimmu borgir. post hardcore indie is all of the above.
by post hardcore indie April 25, 2006
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Post-Adolescent Idealistic Phase

A person who just graduated high school/college student who tries to act like an adult, but still behaves like a high-schooler. They usually tend to use large words, pretending to have a large vocabulary because they think that it makes them look smart and impressive. Tend to think they know everything. (hint-the whole cast of "Real World")
"What, is Josh still trippin because he is in his Post-Adolescent-Idealistic Phase?"
-Clueless
by Me Ahna July 20, 2005
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French Post-Marshmallow Kiss

The act of toasting a soft, pillowy marshmallow to delicious, gooey consistency, consuming it with great pleasure, and then exchanging a naughty French kiss in front of the campfire.
"French post-marshmallow kisses are my favorite! Pucker up, Sweets !!!!"
by Colls May 20, 2008
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post-coital panty raid

A term used to describe the act of a female, immediately after sex going through her partners; drawers, laundry baskets, closets and other areas (such as under the bed) in search of traces of evidence of the recent presence of another female.

As some girls and women feel guilty or insecure directly following sex, they go in search of evidence of infidelity. This is done to ease their discomfort by either confirming their suspicions and thus validate their insecurity, or disproving these suspicions which in turn eases their temporary depressions.
Jill: I puked after Brad crawled off of me...it just didn't seem right.

Jane: What Happened?

Jill: I did a post-coital panty raid...found two thongs that weren't mine...that bastard.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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post-toilet shit disorder

1. Parody of PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder)
2. Repeated incidents of having to shit more right after leaving the bathroom after a bathroom episode is thought to be finished. See also: second-wave shit
Why's Jimmy always take half an hour to take a shit? He's always late for the football game.
I don't know, I think he's got post-toilet shit disorder
by Roth Vantage November 19, 2014
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Post Dramatic Status Disorder

a condition in teenagers and college students characterized by posting statuses on social networking websites directly after something dramatic happens in order to get attention from friends
Once the earthquake hit, the whole class got under their desks except for Stefani who tweeted it out to all her followers. Her Post Dramatic Status Disorder cost her life.
by JaMarko November 25, 2011
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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

One does not have to see combat to gain Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, things like car crashes or being a medic in the field hospital operating on wounded soilders on a time limit before they bleed out.
Those who protected our country suffer from PSTD(Post Traumatic Stress Disorder)because they either almost died or one of their brothers or sisters did or almost
by Lockon Stratos January 4, 2020
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