putting the turtle back in its shell

When your taking a shit, but half way through, you suck the shit back up into your asshole

I just got done putting the turtle back in its shell

by Ishitoften December 31, 2020

putting

Let's go putting

Let's go putting on your new chopper

by putting December 3, 2023

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

There are so many good cosmic influences on your birthday this year that compared to most people you are truly blessed. Where both love and luck are concerned you only have to put a name to your dreams and desires to see them come true.

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

put in my textice

using a text message to let your supervisor know that you are quitting your job

Bob: Did you meet with your boss and tell him that you are quitting?

Joe: No I couldn't face him in person, so I just put in my textice.

by Rosesarered42 August 4, 2009

put to sleep

A euphemism for being drugged.

I was put to sleep for surgery.

I was put to sleep, abducted, and held for ransom.

by wordyteen November 15, 2022

I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

A catch-all saying used to refer to a task that needs to get done but you have no intention of doing.

My wife: have you not been taking your blood pressure medication?
Me: shit, yeah...I gotta put that stuff in Maggie's eye

by Bigdadbiv May 26, 2021

put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011