poop diddy 

Someone who thinks they are living large when they are clearly not. A poser. Unlike the real P Diddy.

Your boy poop diddy has a shiny new shirt and a studio apartment.

poop diddy by Billy Whitch July 14, 2006

Poop Toe

Noun: a toe that has been inserted where poop would come out of a person, the pooper. Also, slang for an annoying friend.

Verb: the act of inserting a toe into a pooper. Also, slang for getting stuck hanging out with an annoying friend.

Past Tense: "Poop toed" or "toed"

Noun: "man did you give her the poop toe yet?" or "Ha, I saw you talking to that poop toe at work!"

Verb: "I would really like to poop toe the new girl." or "Sucka, you got poop toed"

Poop Toe by Shawnboy July 23, 2008

poop loops 

poop that is in loops
in some cases a type of cereal that is funny to say

dude those are poop loops

poop loops by john R May 13, 2005

poop noodle 

Its what comes out of your pee hole after you bang a butt....with poo in it.

"man i had to squeeze a huge poop noodle out after banging that chick's butt last night!"

poop noodle by Juggern00b June 30, 2012

Poop Cheese

It doesn't really have a meaning... you can just say it when you feel like it.

"You're poop cheese."
"This food tastes like poop cheese."
"You smell like poop cheese."

Poop Cheese by Anna and Ryan August 9, 2006

poop dick 

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

poop dick by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

poop-in-the-john 

similar to the act of a jack-in-the-box, but rather when one flips up the toilet seat and finds a disgusting piece of old, yellow-brown, shit sitting at the bottom of the comode; this is usually done as a joke to show off your big load to a friend or relative, and is very rude because they didnt flush it down

i saw the worst poop-in-the-john this morning, my brother said he dropped it the night before, which explained the absurd shape and color of it

poop-in-the-john by weasel May 20, 2005