I'm a tree.

To insult or throw shade.
When you throw shade & you're around the person.

I'm a tree.

by bekkth March 02, 2021

Tree Shaker

A. When you have a gator on the line tied to a swamp tree it will shake it trying to get free
B. When a obese person tries to ride a rope swing tied to an old apple tree.

Bayou bandit: "looks like we's gots a gator on da line! and it's a real tree shaker!"

Jimbo: "HOSS gettin' on dat swing!! "
"DAMN! He's a gonna bees a real a tree shaker!"

by TVCAR112 January 02, 2025

Giving Tree

An ex-coworker who thinks she is very generous and accessible, when in reality she's very selfish with her fifty-cent pieces.

Vivian refused to trade any of her half dollars to Tom, even though she considered herself the Giving Tree. Not a good look.

by tnj629 February 23, 2022

Giving Tree

Other way to say a "Marijuana Plant".

I got a "Giving Tree" for sale. Some hybrid.

by TheFatherL February 07, 2014

awkward tree

A person who could be so awkward they could be a tree

Guy: You kissed your girl yet?
Guy 2: Nah, she's an awkward tree

by NotK1w1 May 04, 2017

Birch tree

When a white person cuts themselves to create lines on them resembling a Birch tree.

Jessica: "you are so ugly Jake!"
Jake: "Shut up, you Birch tree!"

by Shatblaster3000 October 31, 2021

Tree huggerr

A woman bends over and hugs a tree in the woods, preparing to engage in doggy-style sex outdoors in a forested area.

First, I joined the Milehigh club and now I’m a tree huggerr.

While walking in the forest, I jokingly referred to myself as a “tree huggerr” as I bent over to hug a tree, preparing for spontaneous outdoor sex.

by Tony T-shirt May 09, 2025