Virgin

Holden van der Velde.

Holden van der Velde is a virgin.

by TheRealGenghisKhan July 10, 2021

Virgin Auctioneer

A female who auctiions off her virginity for a large sum of money. The female posts on craigslist, other classified advertising sites, or uses local or national media to set virginity for auction.

There are real life examples of Virgin Auctioneers and one of them is "A 20-year-old woman from Southern Brazil has sparked a wave of criticism by auctioning off her "first sexual experience" to the highest bidder as part of a documentary. The stunt has generated outrage in Brazil, however, bids have already reached $1 million."

by UrbanPhonics October 28, 2012

Starbucks Virgin

Anyone who goes to Starbucks and orders using incorrect terminology. These people make the baristas working at Starbucks want to kill themselves.

The Starbucks virgin just ordered a "medium decaffeinated coffee with whipped cream and caramel" instead of a "grande decaf latte with whip".

by Builder-o-matic October 1, 2012

Virgin Status

A facebook status that has ZERO likes or comments

An post on your wall to an apartment warming party from your needy friend. *no likes or comments*, thus your Virgin Status

by ludtke337 August 23, 2012

Burned onto a virgin's chest

Something that is widely known as infinitely true and cannot be argued against. The epitomy of truth.

That is so true it must be burned onto a virgin's chest!

by FB_29 December 27, 2011

Norfolk Virgin

Defined as a "Girl who can run faster than her Uncle" - mainly on account of the people in the English county of Norfolk being said to be inbred - cousins marry one another rather too often, resulting in reducing IQ measurements from one generation to the next...

She's 19 years of age and from Norwich and still doesn't have a kid - she must be a Norfolk Virgin

by Crazy_Bettie July 16, 2011

Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.

Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!

by Dave&SK July 7, 2011