no internet connection

the thing that pops up on your phone when your parents found out you've been watching Porn

No internet connection? time to talk to your parents t('-'t)

by Dying_Fish t('-'t) July 29, 2017

Internet hotdog

Getting an unexpected d*ck pic

Girl 1:John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it good?
Girl 1: I've seen better.

by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015

Internet

A place that needs mental help

Welcome to the internet

by Wii Guy October 28, 2021

Internet Checkpoint

A place in the internet were people from all over the place regardless of their views come together to talk about there life. The original one was a Donkey Kong soundtrack but it got taken down for copyright. Some have replaced the original one and tried to restore the comments.

Another internet checkpoint is the video Kasane Teto - Teto territory uploaded by Ce-gook. It has over 130k comments but seems to be undiscovered by the wider internet.

I just posted my 130th comment on an Internet Checkpoint.

by Fridgelous Prime March 15, 2024

Internet

The thing you are fucking on right now

Dude: what are you doing bro?
Me: oh I am searching for the meaning of the word internet, ON the FUCKING internet.

by Theguywhosearchesupeverything May 11, 2020

Internet

The internet; the global network used to go place to place, site to site and game to game. It's arguably the worst and best thing that has happened to humanity... People are somehow dying, jacking off to and getting rich off of the internet. Just remember, if this is your first time on the internet (if this is the case it's a bit coincidental that you happened to go on this site, and give this exact definition a read), use it carefully, or you may as well get sucked into a rabbit hole you'd arguably regret even knowing the existence of.

The internet is awesome, I can text to my buddies, watch educational videos and get ridiculed by people living 2000 kilometers away from me!

by TheThingDudemagabib September 9, 2024

Internet

The most beautiful and the worst invention of humanity. An infinite source of knowledge, generosity and entertainment, but also disinformation, hatred and astronomical waste of time.

Friend : What did you do today, dude?
Me : I watched useless videos on Internet...
Friend : WHAT!? All day long?
Me : ... yes ...
Friend : It's alright dude I did the same...

by FrankTheVigne April 16, 2019