Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by Mudmonsterdreamer September 18, 2021

mud monster

when you have so much fun you wouldn’t even know if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters” - ayydubs

by ayydubs (fake) September 23, 2021

Whale in a mud puddle

When someone is wearing clothing that is too tight and their fat is pouring out over it. (They don't fit).

I was at the pool with my friend, we thought this lady was topless because we couldn't see any strings to her suit. It turned out they were under her fat. She was a whale in a mud puddle.

by Lexy7 August 23, 2011

mud mower

mud mowers are from Maine. They are mud mowers in Maine ONLY. So you out of staters can shove it up your pussies. You bang through the gears like you bang your women, so hard and long.

I ride my mud mower like I ride my women, rough. They love to get down and dirty with me

by Mud Mower guy May 5, 2018

African Mud Packer

When one takes his shit and stuffs it's all in her mouth and packs it down deep with his cock.

Nathan took his shit and gave Katrina an African Mud Packer, she enjoyed it very much.

by Stewthecunt March 27, 2016

Mud Slide

When, during anal sex, one removes their penis and slides it back and forth between the crack of the female’s ass. In the end the penis and ass crack is covered in what came from the anal sex. Which represents the mudslide.

Bro, I was with this chick last night and we were doing anal, when out of nowhere I gave her a Mud Slide!

by Magbrain67 July 17, 2018

Mud pouch

Is when you stick a midget in the back of your path and take a diarrhea shit on them.

"Hey Fed got another one he going to mud pouch on."

by Mudd Pack February 27, 2024