king toy

noun; the king of toys. somebody who is a fuck stain shit dick.
you dont want to be friends with a king toy.

that kid is a king toy

by Sam Cole June 23, 2008

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King Kong

When a man receives oral sex and just before insertion, the giver (man or woman) eats a banana so that the flavor lingers. The receiver then also beats his chest while receiving, ala King Kong.

My girl was so grateful that last night, she gave me a King Kong.

by Jaja ding dong July 6, 2021

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An individual who is exceedingly exceptional in the art of playing the lute. The Zest-king is typically territorial and challenges everyone he sees to a lute-playing competition. If the Zest-king is beaten in this challenge, he will lose his mantle of Zest-king, and his opponent will be granted it.

Yeah man, I was chillin with my friends, messing around and playin the lute for fun, when the fucking Zest-king pulled up! That guy was fucking insane at playing the lute.

by TWIG TWIG TWIG December 22, 2022

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Cadillac King

An owner of multiple cadillacs , that are neither leased , stolen , nor rented.

Wow ! Did Junior use his stimmy check on a new car ? No , you idiot , He has financial foresight, he is truly a Cadillac King!

by TSquared February 1, 2021

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committing king

Sending so many texts to your friend/enemy to the point where they just wanna throw their damn iPhone or tablet or computer across both the Pacific ocean and Atlantic ocean

WTF?!?!?!
Why're you committing king???

by s22jjames December 17, 2018

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