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stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"
It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.
by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006
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Joe mama

The great roast of a young individual who is a legend

It is played when someone shall play the card of joe

The other shall say joe who

Then the man the moth the legend shall respond with joe mama.

You are the most epic gamer if you shall play these cards.
Teacher *takes attendance*

Teacher “did i miss anyone’s name”
The man the moth the legend “oh you forgot joe
The teacher “joe who
The man the moth the legend “JOE MAMA
by CspGang November 8, 2019
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

bubblegum joe

when you meet somebody thats really,really,really dumb.so dumb that a legless blindman could beat them in a downhill bike race . so dumb that when you ask them to say the alphabet they'll count the number of letters(t,h,e..) in "the alphabet" then crap in their hand ,put it on their shoe,eat that shoe,then jump off a cliff,regain consiousness and say "the poo poo in my buthole feels cold in the winter".thats how dumb a bubblegum joe is .
if you dont uunderstand what a bubblegum joe is even after reading the definition then you are a bubblegum joe.
by est-sl0w April 27, 2005
mugGet the bubblegum joemug.

Joe Biden

A zombie pretending to be a human. He has a corpse like appearance, gets aggressive occasionally, craves human flesh, and utters incoherent moans.
During the debate Joe Biden was sure groaning a lot!
by Spoodlebum October 30, 2020
mugGet the Joe Bidenmug.

joe rogan

Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.
Joe Rogan makes me laugh.
by sxygrl5000 April 15, 2007
mugGet the joe roganmug.

Joe mama

by Manuel🐜🦟 October 8, 2019
mugGet the Joe mamamug.

Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

The worst alias you can assume. Taken from The Simpsons.
Homer: Moe, I need your advice. See I've got this friend named Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the stupidest name I've ever heard.
(A man runs out of the bar crying)
Barney: Hey! Joey Joe Joe!
by shellita December 12, 2006
mugGet the Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoomug.

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