While jacking off spin, spin a circle and try to ejaculate in your partners' mouth. Extra style points if you get it fully in their mouth, points deducted if you get it on their face or eyes.
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"Yo what did you do with you girlfriend last night?"
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."
"Oh we tried the Russian Twist but I got it in her eyes."
by Registered_Sex_Offender January 17, 2021
by joemamameifyourgay November 02, 2019
by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC November 27, 2015
The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
by Otown1988 October 28, 2020
Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.
by kat-geo April 28, 2016
When your uncle comes over from his weekly visit from Russia, you must bend over and pledge alliegence to his whip. Bend over and let him whip your ballsack until it rips open and your kidney beans fall out. Proceed to cut off the strings and cook them on a Bunsen burner and serve with a side of mayonnaise and brown mustard. Cut off our Weiner and put in a hot dog bun. Serve with the blood of your enemies. Sit naked on a spiked chair and watch him majestically eat them. Have Fun!
Can't wait until my uncle domes over from Russia and gives me the best Russian Schlong Whipping of my life!
by Shaedy September 20, 2018