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Internet Goblin

A person who spends most of their time using the internet with malicious intent.
Fred does not have many friends because he is an internet goblin.
by Dark_Shark925 January 15, 2024
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The internet

A small black box with a red, blinking light on top of it.
Jen Barber: Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to present to you - The internet!
by Raichu047 July 2, 2025
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Internet Depression

A more dramatic way of saying, "I'm bored."
Most teenagers like to act edgy with their internet depression.
by CuriousCaleb June 17, 2018
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the internet

Person: Let's go to the internet to watch some cat videos
by HZ231 September 12, 2025
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Internet Badass Syndrome

An affliction that causes people to say things to people over the distance of an Internet connection that, if they ever DARED to say to a person in a face-to-face conversation, would likely result in them getting knocked on their ass and maybe a trip to the hospital, but behind the safety of their monitor where nobody can physically touch them, they can behave like complete and utter shitbirds with no consequences, because as we all know, the Internet isn't real, of course, and the person you're mouthing off to isn't a real human being, with emotions of their own.

It is closely related to the similar affliction that causes people to become total sociopaths when behind the wheel of a car, where they are similarly safe from physical retribution.
If the technology were invented tomorrow to make it possible to punch a person in the face over TCP/IP, Internet Badass Syndrome would vanish almost overnight, and the Internet would be the most civil, polite place ever.
by q359 July 25, 2023
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Internet Marketer

People who turns caffeine into money. These are humans that doesn't sleep, no social life, and already married their keyboard. You can find an example on your email's spam box.
Jason: Hey, I've heard you're an internet marketer?
Me: Yea! Sign-up on me , no BS! *evil laugh*
by professional heckler November 26, 2017
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magic internet money

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
by crypto chad April 3, 2024
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