The Internet

A little bit of Everything, All of the time.

Welcome to the Internet, Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.

by nessyB October 27, 2022

Internet

A collection of advertisements and stale memes that slowly drain your sanity

Delilah has been devoured by the internet and now she's completely detached from reality

by umbrella the gay fella December 21, 2019

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

by flashwildecard October 27, 2019

funny internet man

a man who pretends to be funny on the internet

i'll show you a funny internet man!

by Your pseudonym September 5, 2025

Thats just the internet

The thing that people say when a fellow person on the internet is just trying to live their lives.

Girl: Why is everyone so mean to me? I didnt join social media for this!
Me: Thats just the internet, better get used to it

by fantomiscool February 19, 2020

Internetion

Intervention in case of a serious internet addiction

We just met up and had an internetion with him. Last chance before we pull the plug on him.

by Heimir Han June 11, 2016

Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more

gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches

by vJ_434 August 18, 2019