None-One

This term is used in reply to someone who only drinks one shot and refuses to drink another because they're a coward.

Guy #1: How much did you drink?
Guy #2: One shot.
Guy #1: Want another? It's been awhile since we hung out!
Guy #2: Nah.. probably shouldn't.. *makes up lame excuse*
Guy #1: Wow, man. None-one! You're lame!

by K1$$3$ October 6, 2011

one gorilla

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.

Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"

by Greg 4 life May 31, 2023

Lush one

When a straight married man gets drunk and ends up licking a gay man's anus

Did you hear about Gary? He was caught in the restroom giving some guy a lush one

by Nukky8 June 3, 2023

One job

A task so incredibly easy that no one can fail; they ultimately fail it anyways.

Trevor: You had one job, Michael, one job!
Michael: I know, I'm sorry!

by COKEDIGGER101 January 26, 2023

One West

A term for doing hardcore drugs, commonly used in prison

Wanna go One West with me?

by fredj14 October 19, 2023

Still the One

We've been together since way back when
Sometimes I never wanna see you again
But I want you to know, after all these years
You're still the one I want whisperin' in my ear
You're still the one I wanna talk to in bed
Still the one that turns my head
We're still having fun and you're still the one
I looked at your face every day
But I never saw it 'til I went away
When winter came, I just wanted to go (wanted to go)
Deep in the desert, I longed for the snow
You're still the one that makes me laugh
Still the one that's my better half
We're still having fun and you're still the one

You're still the one that makes me strong
Still the one I wanna take along
We're still having fun and you're still the one (yes, you are)
Ooh
Ooh
Changing, our love is going gold
Even though we grow old, it grows new
You're still the one that I love to touch
Still the one and I can't get enough
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You're still the one who can scratch my itch
You're still the one that I wouldn't switch
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one that makes me shout
Still the one that I dream about
We're still having fun and you're still the one
You are still the one
You're still the one
We're still having fun and you're still the one

by Gothic Miscreant October 29, 2023

Omega and One

The symbol: w+1. This is the smallest ordinal number after "omega". Informally we can think of this as infinity plus one. One formulation of ordinals is to treat them as sets of all smaller ordinals. In order to say omega and one is "larger" than "omega" we define largeness to mean that one ordinal is larger than another if the smaller ordinal is included in the set of the larger. The set w+1 would be {w,0,1,2,3,...}. It would be composed of all the non-negative integers plus omega. Thus w+1 by this definition is larger. However, since the cardinality of every ordinal is represented by the cardinality of it's set, we can also show that in a sense w = w+1, since w={0,1,2,3,...} and w+1={w,0,1,2,...} we can pair off arguments as: {(0,w),(1,0),(2,1),(3,2),...}, which shows both sets have the same number of elements, even though w+1 includes one more. Confused? Basically there is two ways to look at comparison of infinities: the cardinal view and the ordinal view. By the ordinal view, omega and one is greater, by the cardinal view omega and omega plus one are the same thing. Cardinals don't play a large role in googology, but the countable ordinals do. So for our purposes the distinction between w and w+1 is important. (I copied this off a google site)

guy: yo I have omega and one pencils
guy 2: how the (AUUUUGGGGHHH) do you have omega and one

by SauceQuest31 December 29, 2022