French Handshake

When somebody playfully inserts their thumb in your butt.

“He was a fan of giving the French handshake..”

by Mexi-CAN March 21, 2024

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French Retreat

Ejaculating inside a woman and proceeding to lick it out and getting your friend to ejaculate inside of said woman again

Bro I'm boutta cum let's give her a French Retreat!

Yea man! Give me a second I need to lick my cum up first!

by Slorp_My_Schlorp April 18, 2023

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Mac French toast

When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.

I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.

by Nohandle@weather September 5, 2021

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french shot dog

a shot of wine taken with a french hot dog bun

"After a long day , José took a french shot dog, and said, 'I don’t know about the French, but this wine and pan de perro are muy bueno!'"

by anonymous March 24, 2025

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French Picnic

When one male licks the ass of another man.

My mouth tastes terrible this morning. I went to the Castro last night and gave way too many french picnics.

by Magic and shabam June 2, 2018

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A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

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