Having a momentary lapse of game; hitting on a girl and saying the wrong thing for a moment. Forgetting the right thing to say.
After saying all the right things to a girl and you are about to close the deal; you say you're an ass man when she has no ass. "I was talking to this girl last night and I had a total game fart."
by HATCH 86' October 12, 2011
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Get the Fart-onable mug.The flatulence in ones rectum that refuses to exit out the anus. This type of gas becomes boarderline painful for one to release, due to the fact that when it releases, it feels as though an actual cone is exiting the anus.
by Ogelthorp Agnus October 25, 2010
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Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.
Person A: *frrt*
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?
Person A: I guess only I can smell it.
Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!
by tinkarink December 12, 2021
Get the subsistence farting mug.on certain occasions, after one has consumed a particularly elegant meal—for example, of curried mussels with sausages, french fried potatoes, and port wine drunk from pig's bladders—one may seek to capture the essence of one's gaseous excretions in a flask. this typically happens only once or twice in a decade. the very best farts are known "body-spirits," or "esprit-de-corps," in the original french. such ripples will gain in complexity during the years they spend in the bottle, acquiring notes of dogshit, turpentine, penis sweat, and shark farts.
jamal: shall or shan't we uncork a few vintage farts this eve?
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
edgar: but of course, my good man.
jamal: i'll let you do the honors.
edgar: let me just take a dump right quick.
jamal: yeah no prob.
edgar: just opened it. smells so friggin good. just smells just like a dick.
jamal: cool.
edgar: yeah sick.
by trilliam turdsworth July 22, 2021
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Bro, Tyler took Grace to the movies last night and she let out the stinkiest shit during the movie. A straight up meade fart if I’ve ever smelt one. He had to leave her throw because it was a follower.
by Gregsticles98 June 28, 2021
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