Shake and Fake

The act of being elusive or noncommittal.

I asked Jimmy if he was still going to lend me some money on Friday, and all he did was shake and fake while trying to change the subject.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? March 13, 2018

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fake boyfriend

fake boyfriend is a guy that a girl is together with, but she doesn't have sex him

she is using that fake boyfriend like a handbag

by niva01 July 24, 2023

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watch that fake

A slang term created by, and spread by, high school students in Ohio. It’s actual meaning isn’t very clear, it is simply something someone says when they say any to make it clear that something someone has said is foolish. The A’s in “fake” are often elongated for affect.

“That was a really goofy thing to say, how about you stop messing around and watch that fake.”

by Edwardus May 21, 2023

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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.

Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."

by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020

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FAKE CLEAN

A fake increase in cleaning standards just prior to having friends over to your place.

Fake clean is manifested in a rushed cursory clean, focusing on the tell tale areas that outsiders could be especially judgy about. The thoroughness of the clean will be dictated by whether the guests about to arrive are clean freaks or are fakers just like you.

For fucks sake - forget about picking up the leaves. We’ve gotta start the fake clean early, Barbi and Richard are coming for dinner!

by Smooax September 04, 2020

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