Dylan

Three Girlfriend Man

"wow Dylan has three gf"

by Hello Children April 11, 2021

Dylan

Dumb blond kid who never shuts the fuck up about goomba with a hat or druggy joe.

Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA!

by ManWithAPlan12 February 12, 2022

Dylan

The stupid blond kid who never shuts the fuck up and loves mini Pekka. Also a rich white boy.

Man: Hi Dylan!
Dylan: HE HE HE HA

by ManWithAPlan12 February 12, 2022

Dylan

A super hot football player usually 6’3. Long brown hair, brown eyes, cute smile, Sophomore on Varsity, kind of an alcoholic, probably beats his girl, probably has a big dick, and probably dates blondes. 400% only goes for skinny girls yall don’t have a chance fatties. In the football jock clique, but still nice. Has a super cute smile super cute.

L(-: Did you hear what he did to his girl?

J(-: No, tell me???

L(-: He dicked down this blonde girl, drank a bunch of alcohol, then beat her.

J(-: Sounds like he pulled a Dylan

by Jellybeanedasshole78 April 10, 2019

Dylan

dude that gets really offended

Dylan got so offended

by SubbedToPewDiePie2 February 27, 2019

Dylan

a stupid retarded kid that always says 'I want that MEANNNNNNNN WHOPPERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR'

Dylan will always want dat mean whopper combo

by qjakskxjx December 12, 2019

Dylan

Dylan refers to someone in the online first person shooter game Counter Strike Global Offensive who is extremely skilled and talented. Dylan always gets nice one taps and the enemy team always think he is hacking, he’s like ScreaM but actually good at the game in 2019.

Oh my god I just got one tapped AGAIN by Dylan, fuck my life

by xRemembrane October 07, 2019