Dylan

he is a bitch but also really nice sometimes and yes he will beat your ass in smash bros so dont even try to go against him also a complete dick sometimes but can be nice

Damn you're being a Dylan

by Stormicus October 22, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is an asshole who never leaves you alone and sucks on his fingers. He gets so intense with his sucking, you can hear it from 13 blocks away. Dylan is gay, and likes to suck anything that is 3 inches. "3 inches is my standard." Dylan says. Overall he is a real pain, and is like a leach that you can't pull off your ballsack.

Dylan: "Yo I love KFC, I can suck my fingers without looking like the asshole I am."

by big dave big ass March 9, 2020

Dylan

dylan is a boy that only wants cuddles and kisses from his girlfriend but pretends to be all hard and manly infront of his friends who his girlfriend hates. he may be horny many times a week but after a while you get used to it. he tries to be funny and sometimes succeeds but many times fail so just enlighten them and pretend they are funny. even though they are virgins they like sex and everything that surrounds it so be cautious when deciding to be friends or even speak to them. lastly they are annoying so don’t go near them.

girl 1- should i be friends with dylan?
girl 2- no because he’s annoying and a hormonal teenager that wanks many times a day

by dylanpurcellsmith812 November 2, 2020

Dylan Gannon

Dylan Gannon is a bloody spaz who likes looking at boats, bikes and cars he also gets pissed off sometimes and starts hitting people

seamus: hey dylan look at this boat exhaust wow

Dylan Gannon: fuck off seamo

by John coll November 5, 2019

Dylan

Dylan for some reason has a long shmeat stick not fat but long also known as young dagger dick, and he loves his girlfriend to death and also is really ugly and dumb but hey

Nice cock

Hey is that Dylan

“Drooling over penis”

Ew ugly

by Barryallen1327 September 21, 2020

Dylan

He's the guy that the other guys are neutral with. They know but don't have strong relations with. But the girl's all like him wether it be his smarts, looks, honesty, or how chill he is.

" Dylan? Yeah, I know him, he's chill"
" I like Dylan he's cute"

by Kyle downy February 18, 2021

dylan

he is the gayest human alive that u will ever meet.

"hey did u see dylan yesterday?"

"no why?"

"because he was smashing my dad"

by a not human entity December 19, 2019