sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.
You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.
by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010
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legends of donkey punch

The true masters of donkey punch, (see donkey punch)

The name of a xbox 360 clan from Ireland
(xbox live anygame are clan legends of donkey punch)

Killer77: lol weres my lucky charms

Apoc: we dont have lucky charms in ireland fatboy

Killer77: lucky charms lol

Apoc: if you want to make fun of us just say "spud"

Killer77: luc...ky...cha..rms (you cant really hear the the fat wee cunt coz hes eatin again)

Church HD: rite kid fuckin bend over its "Donkey punchin time"

Marx: lol thats wrong...

Church HD: the only wrong thing there is, his dad is next

La gov: yeaaa!

Ryan wolfe: bring out the gimp.

Didy: omg
by Church HD January 08, 2008
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Extreme Donkey Punch

Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.
"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"

"Now!!"
by thunder pants April 11, 2010
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donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face
donkey cock swing is yummy
by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 23, 2019
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Brazilian Donkey Kick

When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.
Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.
by IRHMP August 28, 2016
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