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The Devil's Fingernails

When a lady wears a skirt that is too short and her butt cheeks hang out of the bottom.
I was about to pass on this chick but the devil's fingernails got me...
by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025
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Devil's Dutch Oven

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."
by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021
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The devil’s dwarf disco

First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.
‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’
by Janquif1 May 13, 2024
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Texas Dirt devil

The act of getting head and she spins in a circle
by Dalton green January 31, 2021
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Devil raisin

A pellet of rabbit feces secretly placed amongst an offering of dried grapes as a prank. May be one or many added into the mix.
Bobby was supposed to bring trail mix for the trip, but he filled the bag with devil raisins.
by Guiy Fartinghouse December 29, 2018
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