chocolate rain

Diarrhea.

"Chocolate rain. some stay dry and others feel the pain."

by xDark_Alleyx01 September 18, 2016

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Chocolate Milkshake

The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.

She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.

by zfgngf January 22, 2017

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Chocolate Swordsman

A man that enjoys stabbing another man in the butt with his pecker! The Zoro of the Choclate Swordsman is into multiple duals.

Hey, look at those dudes, they look like a couple of Chocolate Swordsman!

by jAGUNCWBKB July 22, 2012

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Chocolate Cheerios

The ultimate breakfast of champions. The act of having scandalous sex.

Yep. I just had a shower, Chocolate Cheerios, and left for work.

by SVT BAIT January 1, 2012

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Smurfs whom are of the Chocolate religion.

The most lovely creatures.
They often have blue skin.

These Smurfs put their faith in Chocolate.

Must say CHOCOLATE and SMURF in each of their sentences in replacement of an adjective.

A- Is that a Chocolate Smurf?
B- Oh, yes, of course!

A- How can you tell?
B- Well, it is eating my chocolate bar!
A- Is it's name Andi?
B- How would I be able to tell?
A- Andi's believe they're super sexy when she is actually an obese little troll who resembles a cross-breed of Snooki and a gorilla..
B- That sounds more like a Jaramillio to me...
A- I love Chocolate Smurfs!

B- Me too!

:)

by ChocolateSmurfLover July 17, 2011

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