Put a cheese weel on your dick than have someone eat it wile they are jacking you off and sticking a plunger-type object up the subjects ass secureing them to the floor.
Sara felt like having a snack so she grabbed a weel of chesse and stuck it through a mans penis and ate it off the cheese churner.
to describe when any person, group of people, thing or situation would make you rather take a cheese grater to your own face than deal with what is in front of you.
"I went on this date with a dude who kept talking about his mother, total Cheese Grater To This Face Time" - sally
"how was sex with steve?" - lucy
"total cheese grater to the face time!" - Jane
cheese puffing or cheese puffed, is when someone is either super tired, or "cashed out" from the night before, mostly from drinking, or possibly doing drugs! kind of like a hangover
me: yo look at that dude, he is totally cheese puffing