captains meeting

When one leader of a country or other territory would meet with other leaders and they all proceed to touch the tips of their penisis together, creating a manhood circle of testosterone.

I’m going to the captains meeting because I’m someone who goes to those.

by Coolguy86 November 27, 2017

captian alex

The Leader of the secret commando.
He gets killed in the begining of WHO killed captian alex
He is Good friends with dotty and pommez
And he is ugandan

Me: ohhh shit is that captian alex did he not die
Friend: no he still lives on in My hearth

by Pommez March 19, 2018

Captein MacMillan

CoD Modern Warfare 4

I gone make your mom wish she never got drunk in a prim used a Twix paper insted of a cundum and made that fat body full of flesch. Captein macmillan

by Cod MW 4 December 4, 2018

caltain

A Californian whome self pronounces themselves as a captain. Often while drunk from too many shots of Captain Morgan

Someone needs to cut off the caltain over there. He's really killing my vibe.

by Falavak May 6, 2019

Captan Soil

One who prematurely ejactulates their pants before sexual intercourse with their desired partner

Olivia:This is the longest you have ever lasted during sex
Reese:I know, I'm Captan Soil

by The brad of chads March 25, 2021

Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.

Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.

by Ricjamez January 31, 2022

CAptian Asshole

He is most likely the biggest asshole you know and os the capian of all assholes, hence the name but who knows maybe he has a soft side and is just using tough love.

Person 1: Hey look it's captian asshole. Person 2: who, Andrew? Person 1: yep that's captian asshole

by SugarScruber November 10, 2022