cow's legs up

From Michigan dairy farming. Refers to a dead cow that's buried on its back with its leg protruding out of the ground in order to minimize the size of the hole to be dug. Colloquial use refers to anything that is completely, absolutely dead with no hope whatsoever of it being saved or resurrected.

"Did you see that burning car. That thing is cow's legs up for sure!"

by rural magician May 24, 2021

Cow

Your mum

"I love cows"
"I love your mum as well"

by Leonid Brezhnev69 June 1, 2021

Ethiopian Cow Milker

The female/male proceeds into a doggy style form in which the sexual partner, from behind grabs both breasts and burgs there face in there ass and blows

Just tried out out the Ethiopian cow milker, not ideal

by Jeffydommer999 June 4, 2021

Cow worship day

June 7th

i have the biggest cow for cow worship day

by holden dn June 7, 2021

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

algaan cow

the greatest ant best rapper of genz from noide jaypee greens area

that guy is a total algaan cow

by snompito September 13, 2024

Cow-sicle

Involves two people and a cow, one face fucks the cow while the other inserts a popsicle made of the same cows milk into it's rectum

Come on Dad let's go make a Cow-sicle and have waffle frys afterwards

by BradK9Drake726 October 6, 2024