Beth Cornelius

When you take a dump and the lingering odor is malodorous and smells so bad you have to open doors and air out the room this is known as a Beth Cornelius. A bad smelling bowel movement that strongly lingers is a Beth Cornelius.

Beth Cornelius showed up and we had to open every door in the house.

by Geebz Uh Geebz Uh Geebz February 5, 2025

Chase Conners

Chase Conners is a slang term for a gay prostitute. With Chase being an underground term for gay men looking for sex.

Hey wanna go get some chase conners back shots?

by NoodleLord February 5, 2025

Julia Conner

Do you like Optimus prime this person sure does

I love Optimus prime like a Julia Conner.

by Joe Seff February 27, 2025

Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking

When a person in military uniform sneaks into your house and puts unpopped corn kernels in your penis hole. Then he heats up the kernals till they pop, still inside your penis.

This was used as a torture method in the Cold War.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh last night?
Guy 2: No
Guy 1: Someone snuck into his house last night and gave him the good ol' Kernel Cornelius Cornwall Kernelcocking.
Guy 2: Damn, I wonder if he ate the pop corn after?

by DrSeaman February 28, 2025

dirty conner

When someone impregnates and marries a woman to hide the fact they are a feltching fairy

My husband just told me he’s been pulling a dirty Conner

by 423Royalty July 8, 2025

writeous coiner

A humorous blend of WRITE v. (denoting creation and composition) + RIGHTEOUS adj. (suggesting moral or creative conviction) + COINER n. (an inventor of new words).

The writeous coiner exists in a state of bliss until they discover their lexical masterpiece in Google under someone else's name.

by TR Arterburn December 6, 2025

protect your cornbread

The presumed need whilst incarcerated to defend ones meal, anal integrity or general well being.

Guy:

"Hey Weev, How will you protect your cornbread while you are being unlawfully imprisoned for doing absolutely nothing wrong?"

Weev:

"I will stab a Ninja that reaches across my plate!"

by wirehead January 28, 2016