Soul's Birthday

The year you experienced the song, album, band or event that defined you.

My soul's birthday is the summer of 1981 when I heard Van Halen's fourth studio album "Fair Warning"

by The Interesting November 11, 2022

alaskan tub birth

give birth in a tub of your partners shit

wow that alaskan tub birth made me horny!

by ponyjar November 25, 2022

the wolf is giving birth

This is a serious saying for sun shower

person -4: ah, the wolf is giving birth!
person 0: bro, take your meds
person -4: The devil is beating his wife!

by Just another writer tater February 26, 2023

Just Give Birth

Now go be a good child: get married. Or just get pregnant. Go have your own kids. You are a woman. So go get pregnant and have a few kids. For that is all you’re good for. We only wanted you to just. give. birth. To your future children. As in go get pregnant somehow, then give birth to that child. We just love your children already.

From your mother Mary; Because we were made to be grandparents. Aka WHERE ARE MY ****** GRANDCHILDREN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL MY LIFE FOR FOR YOU TO FINALLLY **** settle down and TO GIVE BIRTH TO MY FUTURE GRANDCHILDREN. WHERE ARE THEY? Where are my kids to take care of. Now go do your wifely duties and JUST. GIVE. BIRTH. TO. MORE. FUTURE. CHILDREN. I CANNOT STAND IT. I cannot wait until you just give birth. To my future grandchildren. Hurry it up please to the God of the Bible. What are my children doing when they’re not just giving birth. Being a mental retarded nut case or playing video games on their old …. Yadda yadda yadda

AKA GO BE A WOMAN AND HAVE CHILDREN ALREADY

No go just give birth. Just give birth. X3 then tell me how to raise my future grandchildren.

Now go- just give birth to your children because I already know how many children you will already. Be having. Because I cannot stand you if you don’t want to just give birth. As in quit your job to become a mother like me.

by Oldhumour29 June 24, 2023

Free Funny Birthday eCards

funny birthday cards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

Free Funny Birthday ecards can be a way to promote a culture of gratitude within the office using sendwishonline. By acknowledging the birthdays of colleagues, it can create a culture of gratitude, where employees are encouraged to appreciate each other and express gratitude for their contributions. Acknowledging the personal lives of employees and sending birthday cards, it shows that the company values work-life balance.

by Funny Birthday Cards July 2, 2023

Empress Bulblax birth copypasta

Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Allan: Now that i think about it, the empress bulblax might have been the source of this fetish i have, I played pikmin 2 as young as 7 and always found the way that the empress gives birth a little charming and sexy, and it just kept happening too which was a little exciting for young lil me, might also be the reason i like twin/triplet births rather than solo births as well; TL:DR: empress bulblax probably gave me a birth fetish

Ron: dude wtf is that the empress bulblax birth copypasta?

by Saltitheidiot August 14, 2024

Luna will give birth

Luna Loud from The Loud House will have Sully's children.

Luna will give birth

by doodeet3 September 12, 2023