Band Geek

the illest peeps at PSMS.
known to get their freaky on durin field trips.

I'm down wit the band geeks

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

tool is the greatest band on earth

What every Tool fan boy will say. He's normally listened to dumb heavy metal and simple minded rock songs all his life and smoked pot. All of a sudden he discovered Tool and acts like he is smarter than everyone in the world. The reason the fans think they are smarter than everyone is because Tool uses so many intellectual theory and philosophy influence lyrics and imagery in their songs that the kids begin to think they're smarter than everyone because they think they understand something no one else understands. All of a sudden these kids feel superior to their peers who listen to simple minded rock and heavy metal. The reason this has happened because Tool's music is accessible to the mainstream and at the same time tool uses less accessible and strange ideas hidden behind their lyrics. this means they can capture and attract dumb people but hide stronger intellectual concept within their songs which are later discovered upon more careful analysis and research. the fanatic kids who put stronger research into tool's songs normally become psuedo intellectual art snobs and hipsters. these kids think tool is the greatest band on earth because compared to what these kids listened to all their life, eg dumb rocking power ballad and pop/rock bands, tool is superior in concept. tool is a great band, it's just their fans who become obnoxious with staunch conviction.

fan boys will say "tool is the greatest band on earth" because their music is catchy and easy to rock out to yet hold strange and interesting meaning behind them. most rock bands before tool were nothing more than dumber party power ballad bands.

by eazy-X May 22, 2008

Boswell Band of Gold

Probably the worst marching band in the history of marching bands, and that's being nice. The Band of Gold couldn't hold a tune if you gave them a bucket. Their colorguard looks like they were hand selected out of a bag of turds. Also, they are known uniform thieves. Yeah, the two different color sleeves were OUR idea. Jerks.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear what happened to the Boswell Band of Gold?
Guy 2: Yeah! They got last place at every competition EVER.
Guy 1: Let's go watch The Spirit of Saginaw Band. I hear they ROCK!
Guy 2: YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

by FuzzysTacos July 24, 2011

best band ever

The best band ever is also known as Lynyrd Skynyrd; other bands wish they could be as hot.

1)Lynyrd Skynyrd is some sexy shit.

2)Lynyrd Skynyrd is so f***in hard, the way it's supposed to be.

by free bird April 12, 2005

Marching band

An activity for people to weak or to much of a baby for normal sports teams. In other words an activity for the physically challenged.

That marching band is full of wanna be athletes

by Dale234 May 28, 2012

rubber band man

(N.) one who is representing the struggle by keeping a fat wad of $ at their side and maybe also some bitches in rubber band thongs.

But why a rubber band? It representin' the struggle man.
-T.I., "Rubber Band Man"

by Hu$tleMang April 6, 2004

Jabroni Band

When two women play rockband and think they are better than real life band members.

Liz and Michelle think they are talented cuz they are good at rockband but in all reality Charly owns his own real life rockband and they are just a jabroni band.

by ChucklesMiLLOY April 13, 2010