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anal starch

The thick gooey gunk that fires out of your gaping arsehole whilst thunderfarting after you’ve had violent brutal anal sex.
Adam C had brutal anal sex with John A, after John had finished with Adam, the sheets were stained with semen and blood. Adam thunderfarted so hard that he covered John A in Anal Starch!
by Chinese Snorkel September 16, 2019
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Anal mitch

To bleach you anus blond to impress the guys
Hey dude I got anal mitch'ed do you want to see my ass hole it's so soft and blond
by Themadtruth August 21, 2019
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Anal Tourette’s

An affliction that makes a person blurt out farts involuntarily. Usually brought on by poor dietary choices the night before that may include the Killer B’s: Burritos, Beer, and Bourbon. Only 5% of this type of Tourette’s may include spatter/leakage, but that percentage has been known to fluctuate. Unlike true Tourette’s, anal Tourette’s is a temporary syndrome that can be easily remedied.
J: How are you feeling today?
S: I’ve been better. I haven’t left the bathroom much today as I’m suffering from Anal Tourette’s.
by Mr Hugh Jade August 30, 2019
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Anal year

The length of time in between your girl giving up the booty hole
Christina’s anal year is 354 days .
by Adultie September 7, 2019
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anal rossing

When you get your asshole tickled lightly with a paintbrush. Named after the famous Bob Ross who is the best person ever.
Bae: Gimme an anal rossing
You: What?

Bae: Just act like my asshole is a canvas.

You: With paint!?
Bae: Maybe....
by §¡Ñ May 30, 2018
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Anal is good

"Fuck me daddy in my ass not in my pussy in my ass" "anal is good"
by Soeme fucking hoe May 30, 2018
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anal beads

a set of beads you shove up your ass and you pull them out
omg those anal beads felt good
by kyliesavagebitch445 June 3, 2018
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