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Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.
I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.
by LumbrJack April 27, 2023
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three-phrase current

Sinewave-formed electricity dat successively produces a different "word sound" --- i.e., "hum", "buzz", "drone", "whine", etc. --- a third of da time.
Usually da power-lines are fairly quiet in dry weather, but rain or drizzle often really brings out da "three-phrase current" status of said slim silvery wires!
by QuacksO August 22, 2022
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THE BIG THREE

Its the big three.
by The_Big_Three_Pegging February 20, 2024
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three nil'ed

When you completed all 3 holes, clocked a body,
I three nil'ed her body
by E7vam June 5, 2020
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God’s Three-way

A sexual act in which three women fuck on each other while one man watches, masturbates, and finishes on the three women.
Dude, Zack pulled up to Kaley’s house and had a God’s three-way with her and her two roommates. He came in each of their mouths.
by Kittythesnake November 16, 2020
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Three Pumps Custard

A male that cums after only three strokes
He was such a bad fuck, it was all over in like three pumps custard!
by Stuart Munro December 1, 2006
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