Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 17, 2007

your Daily Donkey

When you get this big dick.

Girl, you about to get your daily donkey.

by Ya_Boy_Big_Nuts September 29, 2015

Brazilian Donkey Kick

When your girl masturbates herself with a lit candle and you literally stick a foot up her ass.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave Tarkisha a brazilian donkey kick last night, I messed her up so bad.
Guy 2: Noice.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Extreme Donkey Punch

Before sex with girlfriend place a friend in your closet or cupboard with a cricket bat, get your girlfriend and start fucking then give your mate the sign, he jumps out and bats her round the head.

"Hi nick here's the bat, there's the closet Jump in and i will grab Jenny when i give you the signal jump out and Extreme Donkey Punch her"

"Now!!"

by thunder pants April 12, 2010

reverse donkey humping

When a male and female shove dildos into their rectums back to back while the male has anal sex with an animal such as a donkey

Hey jan I heard you and Tom were reverse donkey humping at old man Harrison's farm.

by Twisted fear December 3, 2013

legends of donkey punch

The true masters of donkey punch, (see donkey punch)

The name of a xbox 360 clan from Ireland

(xbox live anygame are clan legends of donkey punch)

Killer77: lol weres my lucky charms

Apoc: we dont have lucky charms in ireland fatboy

Killer77: lucky charms lol

Apoc: if you want to make fun of us just say "spud"

Killer77: luc...ky...cha..rms (you cant really hear the the fat wee cunt coz hes eatin again)

Church HD: rite kid fuckin bend over its "Donkey punchin time"

Marx: lol thats wrong...

Church HD: the only wrong thing there is, his dad is next

La gov: yeaaa!

Ryan wolfe: bring out the gimp.

Didy: omg

by Church HD January 9, 2009

donkey cock swing

when your penis is loose and you are cumming, you swing it into the girl's face

donkey cock swing is yummy

by ffdsfdsfdsfsdf October 22, 2019