ham-bagger

One who prolongs, procrastinates, puts off, or otherwise shirks responsibility.

“Did Dustin do the dishes?”

“That ham-bagger? He never does the dishes!”

by Slie August 1, 2024

Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.

A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.

by Gregor Ford May 11, 2014

Boneless Jungle Ham

water mellon

Leroy be eating some boneless jungle ham.

by Daddy Norm February 8, 2024

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.

“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now”

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham”

by Danoman January 4, 2021

Ham Jibblets

Another description for testicles.

Man: Damn, my ham jibblets are freezing.
Woman: Wow, you're a douchebag. What the fuck are ham jibblets?

by 3:51PM March 28, 2008

Hamming Zaza

Abilities:

1: Invisibility. Eg: Posts and gets 0 likes/comments/shares/views

2: Conversation Manipulation. Eg: Boss "So, Hamming Zaza, what are your previous work experiences" Hamming Zaza: "How was your day"

3: Teleportation. Eg: Hacker "I have your IP" Hamming Zaza: "alt+f4"

Boy 1: "It's almost impossible to be a true Hamming Zaza"

Boy 2: "It's easy, just don't use a device for the rest of your life"

by Hamming Zaza June 1, 2023

ham cash

Cash used to bribe (or attempt to bribe) a Police officer or other official.

The filth caught John and Shirley doing crack in the back of his car. They gave up the crack and offered them some ham cash but they still got arrested. The bastards.

by dave-briz December 19, 2013