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5 inch bunch up

The optical illusion created by some jeans and pants that gives the appearance that you have a boner when in reality you don't. AKA pitching a tent
Those blue jeans gave me a killer 5 inch bunch up
by Oobox September 4, 2008
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$5 hot-n-ready

A cheap handjob. Usually performed in a shady location, such as an alley or a bathroom. Originated in Philly
"Yo I ran into this hot jawn at the show last night! I was hoping to score afterwards, but all I got was a $5 hot-n-ready in the bathroom."
by Scruffo215 July 13, 2016
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Grand Theft Auto 5

Pretty much the best video game ever made with San Andreas. It is the latest video game in the GTA series. Feminists and mothers have their hands crawling up their asses over this game and can't handle the awesomeness.
Jim said, "Hey, I just got the new video game, Grand Theft Auto 5!"
"Isn't that my favorite game of all time?!" Max screamed as he orgasmed.
by DatGTA5Addict November 29, 2013
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3-5 Business Days

Commonly used phrase in Hypixel and Hypixel-related communities to represent something having an undetermined amount of time, that's likely to almost never happen or take a very long time.

It is said to have originated from the "Wizard Tower" of Hypixel SkyBlock where the NPC there has been replying with the dialogue: "Hmm...something appears to be broken. Give me 3-5 business days to fix!" for the past ~2.5 years and counting.
Friend: "When is x coming out?"
Me: "3-5 Business Days"
by Melancholy Cloud September 1, 2021
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stage 5-clinger

a dumb bitch, who complains, moans and bitches about her crushes new girlfriend.
Sami: "Whoes Edward's new girlfriend?"
Emily: "I dunno some red-headed slut."
Sami: "Sounds like a bitch"
Emily: "She is"

*Proceeds to make every facebook status about her "boyfriend" that never was, and his new girlfriend.*

Kelli: "Did you see what she posted?"
Heidi: "Dude she's a stage 5-clinger"
by H&K Inc. October 21, 2011
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