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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
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Slink my Boyhole

A form of gay sex where a male sticks his penis in another male’s urethra
Hey Felix, can you come slink my boyhole?
by CullWill February 20, 2025
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My dick

13 feet long but actually 20 but I don’t wanna scare anyone
My dick is 13 feet long
by Jennatools July 2, 2022
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be my bedtime

when you want someone to be ur bestie but you're too scared to ask them.
Jim : be my bedtime?

Harper : ofc I'll be ur bedtime
by stinkycatsdothestankyleg December 27, 2022
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i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy

i--- is the ninth letter and the third vowel letter of the Latin alphabet, used in the modern English alphabet, the alphabets of other western European languages and others worldwide. Its name in English
see - perceive with the eyes; discern visually.
who- what or which person or people.
you-used to refer to the person or people that the speaker is addressing.
"are you listening?"
are-second person singular present and first, second, third person plural present of be.

my-belonging to or associated with the speaker.
enemy-a person who is actively opposed or hostile to someone or something.
i see who you are, you are my enemy. my enemy
by w suit November 14, 2022
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Not My Job

A meme referencing workers being lazy by not taking literally seconds out of their time to do a job more effectively. Generally, it's because they refuse to move something and instead work around it (or over it).
The road painter painted over a dead animal instead of moving it, thereby screwing up the line and giving people extreme OCD for years to come.

"Not my job," he said.
by Ubeenbamboozledson October 14, 2022
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